"CPR Because You Can’t Slap People Back to Life" T-Shirt
As satisfying as a good slap might sound... it’s not exactly life-saving. This hilarious tee is perfect for EMTs, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone certified in CPR who knows the struggle of staying calm when panic strikes. A great mix of humor and heroism, this shirt makes a bold statement — with a pulse.
Made from soft, breathable cotton that’s ready for action (or awkward emergency room humor).
Features: ✔ Comfortable fit for long shifts and high-stress moments ✔ Laugh-out-loud design with a dash of dark humor ✔ Perfect for healthcare professionals and first responders ✔ A fun conversation starter that might even save lives
Because when saving lives is serious business, a little humor helps.
